Transcription: All you have to do is read the letters. Can you see the letters? Yes. Alright, read them out for me. I am a little piggy. That does it! No, no, that was just a weird coincidence. I did not know how that happened. I am a little piggy. Wow, what are the odds of that? Alright, let's get down to business, shall we? Okay, that's a good idea. My mom isn't paying you to be a comedian. Let's see, which is better? One or two? One or two? They look exactly the same. Just pick one. Or two. I don't know. Okay. One or two? One or two? Uh, one. One or two? One or two? Two! No! The answer is one, Piggy. One! ...